Day 1489

HIS Bar Mitzvah!

Really felt proud of signing up Stoney for his first bank account. Of course, even THAT wasn't easy. Told him last week "meet me @ the bank @ 12." I was there, early of course, he was nowhere to be found. I called, he expected to be picked up! amazing. So, he now has his frst account. and the motivation? He needs to maintain a $300 balance, of which I started him with $100. He has a 2 month grace period. So, either he works or loses the account.

It? Again, useless. Storms in the house like a bull in a china shop, asking why i didn't set him up in Its bank. Now let that sink in. Yes, again, It must critique-after doing nothing for years. A great back seat driver. THEN, gives bad advice. How the FUCK is he supposed to access a bank which has all of 2 locations, as opposed to mine which is everywhere? Moron.

Today and manana, Albany. Meeting @ hq.