6/26/16

6/26/16
Achilles Run, "Stay thirsty my friend."

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Day 2115

Great start

Woke up, due to the sounds of Bitch YELLING @ Stoney. Bitch had a point, but MUST every day start with anger???????????????? It was yelling @ him to sched his road test. Valid point, but MUST you yell? THIS is what JEEEEZUS would do? ......but I need counseling........Fucking communications 101. Nut job. Take some meds Bitch. Got the FUCK outta there without even tying my sneaker laces.

Monday, March 30, 2015

Day 2114

????????????

Bitch CANNOT understand that Its number is blocked. Rather than get Its texts/calls, the message goes to my Youtube page. Go check, you won't believe it! Bitch goes mental at least once daily, this one: about moving shit on the kitchen counter. It cannot stand seeing my accomplishments, so, must cover my running shit on the fridge. Sick Bitch. You'd THINK such accomplishments would be the source of pride, as an example to our son, but no. Rather, the subject of scorn and derision. Fuck It, It will continue being mental as I continue being healthy. Really? A text about moving a pile of crap on a counter. (as opposed to the piles of crap all over the couches-where no one can sit because of them, all over the basement-fire hazard?, all over the bedroom (can't even see out a window!).

...but I need counseling........................

As Stoney smokes.....and drinks.......................and It buys more frozen food.

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Day 2113

Back to it!

So, did the 10k, didn't totally suck. Then, off to work.

Thanks to fate, actually got a treat! Boss and I went to dinner! Nice. My input was sought regarding a document they wanna hit the troops with. Well done.

Bitch? Deeply in debt, ringing up MORE red light tickets-and not paying them.

...but I need counseling...........

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Day 2112

:)!!!!!!!!!!

Ran a local 10k, one of those "you MUST do this if you live on Long Island or you get deported" races. For the past couple of years, the NYRR had a conflicting race, so I did THAT one, but this year there was nothing else. Also, I knew a Spin instructor and one of her peeps were doing it. You always hold instructors in awe, so I wanted to see if I could beat their time. Turns out, I did. Muscle weighs more than fat, so, I'm slimmer than they are, and consequently beat their time by about 10 minutes. Nice.

Stoney? Hasn't been home, hopefully doing ok. Guess he's not giving me his tax info.

Bitch? Silent. Good Bitch.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Day 2111

Bitch, pure Bitch

Walked in, actually conversed for 30 seconds, then...THEN

Living room was a shambles, Bitch apparently had the day off and was trying to do something. Unfortunately, it looks worse than ever.

We were actually speaking, when the subject of religion caused Bitch to lose it. THAT devolved into It telling me I'm .............you know the drill. Funny how a religion teacher (HOW many abortions qualifies you for that?) practices NONE of what It teaches with Its spouse. Imagine, I'm told that to use the butter (no joke) I need to contribute $$$, since I don't contribute to the food fund. Nevermind my paying EVERY fucking bill.

.....but I need counseling............

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Day 2110

:)

Got my miles yesterday (spritzing, low 40's) AND spin w/DW. Asked him : "THIS is how we spend retirement?"

Got called into work. Good. Made a productive morning into a profitable day.

Spoke with Pedrito, again, he marvels @ Bitch's mental state.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Day 2109

Got dental?

Actually had a near conversation with Stoney. He asked if I'd gotten him dental coverage yet. Nice to speak with him normally, as in: without Bitch interfering.

Of course he and Bitch went at it. It HAS to pick a fight with someone somehow...........but I need counseling.....

GREAT temps, lower 40's. Got my miles AND Spin!

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Day 2108

My weekend

Off Tues, Wed, so this is it.

Temps improving, we might just be through with winter.

Still see the aftereffects of Stoney and Bitch being themselves. Garbage still thrown on the side of the house, when 2 perfectly empty garbage cans sit unused.

..As I enter the place and it asks if I did the taxes. As It does its nails........

Thank GOD I have my peeps. Got a text from Mobic yesterday n' spoke w/Football Dad. You know, 2 of my "Make Believe Friends." Fucking sick Bitch. Mobic's on the mend, football Dad called to check in. Unexpected, but welcome contact.

...but I need counseling.................

Monday, March 23, 2015

Day 2107

Almost

Legs still killing me from Sunday-quads. Be nice to have a day off, or sleep in, but remember LAST Monday? Bitch actually poked me awake, then ended up punching me. Must be nice to have a supportive environment.

Stoney up all night, again. Bottle of 151 on the headboard. Nice.

...but I need counseling......................

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Day 2106

Sore

Nothing like 13.1 miles + 8 hours on your feet outdoors to make your legs ache. Still, an ache should be my biggest prob.

Spin this am. REALLY wanted a recovery day, but, remember where I live?????

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Day 2105

Done.

Queens 1/2 this am. With yesterday's snow, was-almost-hoping for a postponement. Considering I can't ever get more than 4 hours' sleep @ Toxichouse, I hoped form the run to be put off 'til Sun. Not that THAT would do any good sleepwise.

Did the run. Did well for the first half, after 6 1/2, not so much. But, whatthefuck-I finished.

(ever meet a runner who 1)felt sufficiently prepared or 2)admitted doing well?)

Friday, March 20, 2015

Day 2104

Fucking nut job.

Bitch canNOT understand that It's number is blocked. It was losing Its mind, again/still, over whatever, tried calling and texting. Good luck with that. Take some meds bitch.

Hadda head into Manhattan to get my shit for manana. Who do I bump into on the bus? DP. Cool. She's ok, despite stage 4 and chemo. Bitch could use her as an example.

Peeps @ work freakin', we failed an audit. We do what we can, period.

Snow, 2-5 inches. FUCK!!!!! 1/2 manana. We'll see.

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Day 2103

Soooooo close!

Temps were moderate, had a string of a few days, then...THEN...snow predicted for manana. FUCK! With the 1/2 on the sched for Sat, THIS could be interesting.

Last eve, as Bitch hung on the couch, the kiddies in Stoney's room discussing the merits of JohnnyWalker  Blue vs.whatever other intoxicant. Lovely.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Day 2102

Progress

Temps getting better. This translates to more miles and less gym, good. Yesterday did The Line in the am, Spin in the pm. Good. Quads still sore after Sun, but my head felt good.

Newbie smoked my ass in the half. True, he IS 11 years younger, got a good night's sleep, and his cohabitators don't subvert his every effort, but still...Good motivation though.

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Day 2101

Ahhhhh

Day after NYC Half, legs feeling sore. That day wasn't bad-did the half then 8 hours on my feet. But as you know, it's when you STOP that the shit hits. Oh well.

NOW I can exhale. Veeeeehicle has been diagnosed (after 3 days!). Under $500. Good. Calling it my "lego car," as in: piece by piece I'll have a new veeeeehicle. Fuck it, better than Bitch getting the $.

Monday, March 16, 2015

Day 2100

So, lets review.

Met some peeps @ the gym, started talking, got invited to ride along to the NYC Half.

Hooked up, got to the start on time rather than stupid early, nice.

Ran the run, did well.

Missed my peeps after, designated spot blocked off (what WERE we thinking)?

Didn't freak, fell into plan B (credit card+metro card+car keys=I'll be ok).

Got to train station, into cab to get to car, driver had 20+ years in The Program!!!

Got to peeps house, rang doorbell, nothing. As I walk away, he pulls in!

WOW!!!!!!!!!

A lot to be said for not losing it!

But WAIT, there's MORE!

Get into Toxichouse, Bitch was normal, even better: Bitch and Stoney going at it. It was picking a fight, couldn't get one with me (followed me around as I took care of things, sick Bitch), so, since It couldn't fight w/me, It got into it with Stoney-as his girlfriend was upstairs! He, literally, told It "why you picking a fight???"

Welcome to reality kiddo. Best of all, you're EXACTLY like It? Remember the fight that led to It claiming It went to the cops? Who was picking a fight???

...but I need counseling.............

Fuck 'em, I ran, I'm ok.

fyi, were those my "make believe peeps?" Fucking mental Bitch.

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Day 2099

Get in last night, early am actually, hoping to rest up for today's race. Bitch actually normal. Then...THEN...Stoney tells me NOT to come upstairs. Let that sink in. Not allowed to hang in the living room, can't access any room other than bedroom, and I'm barred from THAT. Son tells parent what to do.

Fucking amazing. And they wonder why they don't get jackshit??????

This am, got a lift from a peep to the run, did really well. After, couldn't hook up @ designated location (lower nyc WAS shut down. What were we thinking???).

Fortunately, I was smart enough to pack plastic, metro card + car keys. Took the train + cab back, as I'm knockin' on the peeps door, he pulls in! WOW!!! But wait, it got better! The cab driver? 20+ years in The Program. Wow.

Helluva day.

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Day 2098

Person who thinks It's Ms.AA lets Its son turn his room into party central, doesn't utter a word. Husband consumes what had been in the fridge, threatens legal action. Amazing.

Sick Bitch.

Fuck it, manana, a Rican runs through Times Square!!!!!

Friday, March 13, 2015

Day 2097

Gets better and better

WAS a bottle of Black Label, now 151. Hope and pray he knows what he's doing.

Bitch? Raging that I touched its coffee, as I STILL wait for its tax information. Fucking useless Bitch. Can you imagine, I go through this crap EVERY fucking year. And Stoney? STILL has yet to give me HIS tax info.

Amazing.

...but I need counseling....................................

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Day 2096

Got teeth?

After years of Snapple and assorted shit, Stoney asks if he can be hooked up with a dental plan. You know, the same person who invaded my privacy, damaged my belongings, caused Bitch to call the police. Same person who has an empty bottle of Johnny Walker Black in his room. Same person who smoked weed nightly. Now this person has the gall to ask for something. Good luck.

Got my miles, hit a meeting (Al-anon. Wonder why???). Now, Spin.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Day 2095

Peace, sort of.

Got in, no one there, YAY!!!!!

'round 10, Stoney + gf got in, later bitch. Bottom line: aside from Stoney + gf being noisy, a peaceful night. Funny part: this am got up, of course Stoney followed me, telling me to shut the bedroom door because "people are sleeping." Amazing shit!

This am, upper 40's. Got my miles, then Spin with DW. Nice!!!!!

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Day 2094

NO, you cannot make this stuff up!

Bitch unplugged the tv!!!!! What a fucking mental child!!!!! I can replug the tv, It'll STILL be mental.

First It arbitrarily decides various personal items of mine are in Its way, in a bedroom It never uses. THEN, decides the bed my mom gave us is exclusively Its (remember, It sleeps on the couch in the living room). I come in last night, tv in the bedroom unplugged. The SAME TV It claimed It needed to fold and put away clothes (the same clothes blocking the window, where they'd been for months).

Sick Bitch.

Billy Joel? amazing. 3 hours of hits. Nice!

This am, got my miles, temps in upper 40's.

...but I need counseling........

Monday, March 9, 2015

Day 2093

PURE Bitch!

This am was a stunner, even by Bitch standards (Youtube page has over 200 hits per hour!!!!!). WOKE ME UP, threw my stuff around, then hit me. And I got it all on tape. Good. Take THAT to the precinct when you report me for breathing.

What got It started? I was (GASP) "in the house after the time." As in: Bitch figures if I'm there when It is conscious (like It EVER is???), then I shouldn't be. This resulted in grabbing my phone, throwing my stuff around, the most unkind shit ever spewing from Its mouth etc... When I responded with my ex boss-s phone # (It was accusing me of all sorts of shit re: why I no longer work @ the same place), It accused me of setting up the call. SICK FUCKING Bitch.

But, not to worry, tonight we ROCK!!!!! Peeps came through with Billy Joel tix.

Imagine, this useless Bitch actually "teaches" religion, yet treats Its spouse this way. Like I said, check the Youtube page, your mind will be blown.

P.S. when It spewed forth about counseling, I offered the #'s, It responded that I should call. I'd called Its bluff-i.e.: It wanted Stoney and It to share the counseling with me, so I told It to proceed and call and set up an appointment. Oh, wait, THAT would involve taking responsibility.

Spoke with Pedrito, his mind, likewise, is blown. Asking "where's all the $$$ I gave It?" Guess, blown, wasted.

...but I need counseling..........

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Day 2092

Bitch IS nuts

Tried calling AND texting yesterday, Bitch canNOT grasp that Its calls are blocked. Came in, raging about getting Stoney health coverage. Again, I answered "tell me when to cut cable and I can. I have no money left to print." Fucking mental moron. Stews all day, while Stoney stays up all night smoking with his friends then doing his girl. And I get to pay for everything. I think not.

Take the smoke $$$$ and buy into Obamacare.

Take the cost of 2 chinese takeout dinners, and buy into Obamacare.

Oh, wait, THAT would involve taking responsibility.

In brief, I should print money for whatever It deems necessary, while It does whatever the fuck It wants...as It watches MY cable in the house I pay for.

...but I need counseling...I text and rage @ my spouse, never EVER saying anything good. Oh wait, that's not me, that's PSYCHOBITCH.

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Day 2091

Called it

Knew the Bitch was nuts, but THIS nuts?

Woke up, tore out in my bathrobe to warm up the veeeeeeehicle. Grabbed the circular on the sidewalk. Got in, put the circular on the bathroom radiator to take a leak, went upstairs to get dressed, circular gone. Bitch IS a trip....but I need counseling...............Imagine, following your husband into the bathroom...........to grab a circular??????

Temps in upper 20's, hit The Line, then Spin. Next week's the Half. No time to slack off.

Friday, March 6, 2015

Day 2090

Bliss!

I'm easy. Just wanna come home and chill. Last night I got to do that!

Got my miles in the am, then Spin. Went to work, came in, Bitch on the couch, tv blasting. Stoney out. No one smoking anything upstairs, my house not turned into a smoke machine. Ahhhhh. Got up to take a leak, Bitch sleeping, turned off the tv, peace. Ahhhhh. Once a month or so this occurs. What you have everyday.

Still, neither Bitch nor Stoney gave tax forms, good.

Neighbor next door hadda move before foreclosure, ouch.

...but I need counseling...........

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Day 2089

Fooled ya!

For all of 2 minutes, actually had a conversation with Bitch, then it went downhill. As soon as the talk turned adult ("I still need your tax info, and Stoney's too") @ that point It went off on a rant about how I'm full of shit, It's wise to me...the usual mental crap. My response: "EVERY fucking year we go through this crap. I do the family taxes. If you wanna do 'em, I'll give you all my papers, then you'll have nothing to bitch about." THEN, after yelling @ Stoney about the garbage (which is STILL all over the side of the house), It went to a meeting (rather than clean or cook).

...but I need counseling....

What they don't understand: MY taxes are DONE. IT-since It has zero deductions, will pay. Likewise Stoney. Assholes.

Fuck 'em, I ran. Fresh falling snow, it was BEAUTIFUL!!!

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Day 2088

Blows my mind that I get called a "scumbag motherfucker" for combining garbage with recycleables-yet now-he recycling bin is overflowing. No one put it out. Add that to It not even knowing Stoney had friends sleep over, and you have a totally Toxic/Whatthefuck house.

...but I need counseling.....

Fuck it. 36 degs, got my miles, then Spin. LOVE having this life. Pity others aren't in on the same groove, but, fuck 'em.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Day 2087

Peace

Day off yesterday. Hadda hook up w/my home group to make arrangements for my anniv. I usually don't celebrate, but 30 years IS a big deal.

Temps getting better. Able to string consecutive runs in, nice! Downside: feet SOAKED. But, that's the upside of living with a total fucking psycho: wet feet aren't that bit a deal by comparison.

30 years, wow.

Monday, March 2, 2015

Day 2086

THAT was good.

A good night! Bitch was behaved, garbage on the curb, Stoney hangin' w/his girl. Nice.

Amazing how a day that starts w/a run doesn't suck! AND, boss bought pizza!

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Day 2085

???

Came in, Bitch sleeping, ok. Stoney's girlfriend and her friend in his room, him? @ work. ?????

Woke up this am, bathroom window WIDE open. Remember the presenting problem the night it all hit the fan? I'd forgotten to shut the bathroom window, Stoney abused my belongings, called me a "punk," fists flew, It threatened to call the cops? So, due to Stoney's galpal leaving the window open, what was the consequence? I closed it. That's all.

...but I need counseling......

Did I wake up Mental Bitch to SCREAM because the window was open?

Did I abuse my son's belongings?

Nope, closed the window.

...but I need counseling......

Anyway, fuck 'em both. Did Coogan's, ankle held up, I'm ok.